sataning

1. to commit satanic acts.

2. to do something utterly evil or annoying.

person one: lawlawlawlawlalwawlawlawlawlawlalawwl
person two: what the fuck are you doing?
person one: sataning. duhh.

by lawlzsatan March 4, 2009

Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

saltinity

The level of salt in a body of water.

The saltinity of the tidal pond is higher than the saltinity of the ocean.

by Trey Ruefle October 23, 2008

salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.

I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!

by The White Shine December 28, 2009

Sex Salting

When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.

You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting

by Mackofthec February 20, 2011

Posh-Splaining

Posh-Splaining is when a middle class or liberal class person talks about the poor or working class, usually believing they have some insight or knowledge, which always turns out to based upon effete assumptions based on self delusion. Their attitude and ideas are normally utterly aloof and condescending,but they are usually not intelligent enough to even realise this.

Posh-Splaining :- Those poor people are not very educated or intelligent and don't have a sociology degree like me, so don't understand their own lives as much as I do. They need me to think and talk for them.

by Lillburne March 14, 2017

Sardining

A game in which two or more players (often teenagers) play anywhere from 12 - 3 am. One player walks up to the front door, while the rest position them selves in the center of the front lawn. Once they are situated on the lawn, the player at the door rings the dorr bell and halls ass over to the other players. Everone sits on the lawn until all but one have ran off. The last person sitting on the lawn wins the game.

Me and my friends went sardining last night at like 2 in the morning.

by Mcdumbass August 7, 2010