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SHIT by Positive_Thinker October 6, 2016
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Person 1: I just did a shit
Person 2: aint that some shit?
Person 1: but doing shits is the shit. Oh shit!
Person 2: aint that some shit?
Person 1: but doing shits is the shit. Oh shit!
Shit by Me you dick June 25, 2017
Shit
1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
shit
NOUN: shit
1. Crap, poop, turd, solid human or animal waste, excrement, faeces, crud, dung, defecation, excretion, fecal matter, feculence, deuce, manure, stool, or any kind of waste is commonly referred to as ‘Number Two.’
ADJECTIVE: shit, shitty
2. A word used to describe a person who is incredibly shitty or does shitty things.
3. A word used to describe an object negatively.
4. A word that is sometimes used to replace the word, ‘stuff.’
VERB: shitting
1. Can be put in sentences to emphasise them, for example: ‘Are you fucking shitting me?’
2. When a living thing releases waste from their body.
‘Shit’ can also be put at the start of specific words to turn them into an insult or negative phrase.
For example, shithead, shitface, shithole, shitfuck, etc.
‘Shit’ can also be included in phrases, like fuck the shit or fixing shit.
1. Crap, poop, turd, solid human or animal waste, excrement, faeces, crud, dung, defecation, excretion, fecal matter, feculence, deuce, manure, stool, or any kind of waste is commonly referred to as ‘Number Two.’
ADJECTIVE: shit, shitty
2. A word used to describe a person who is incredibly shitty or does shitty things.
3. A word used to describe an object negatively.
4. A word that is sometimes used to replace the word, ‘stuff.’
VERB: shitting
1. Can be put in sentences to emphasise them, for example: ‘Are you fucking shitting me?’
2. When a living thing releases waste from their body.
‘Shit’ can also be put at the start of specific words to turn them into an insult or negative phrase.
For example, shithead, shitface, shithole, shitfuck, etc.
‘Shit’ can also be included in phrases, like fuck the shit or fixing shit.
‘The quality of this product is literal shit.’
‘I need to take a shit.’
‘He’s shitting in the restroom.’
‘The mechanic is fixing my shit.’
‘I need to take a shit.’
‘He’s shitting in the restroom.’
‘The mechanic is fixing my shit.’
shit by shitweasel October 20, 2019
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1. The universally recognized "S word"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?
3. You stupid shit!
4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.
6. Aw, SHIT!!
7. Holy shit! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!
9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!
Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:
"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?
3. You stupid shit!
4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!
5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.
6. Aw, SHIT!!
7. Holy shit! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!
9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!
Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:
"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
Shit by Str8upinurface July 7, 2017