8 definitions by Mart Sass
1. Adjective. In early modern (also known as Shakespearean) English, dun was a really light tan.
2. Adverb. A bastardization of don't
3. Many. A bastardization of done.
4. Pronoun/Noun. Yet another bastardization, this time of son.
5. Interjection. Usually sung three times, the first two the same length, the last at least 2x the length of the first two, the first two going down in pitch and the second higher pitch than the first two. Used to break the ice or to illustrate suspense or awkwardness in the room.
2. Adverb. A bastardization of don't
3. Many. A bastardization of done.
4. Pronoun/Noun. Yet another bastardization, this time of son.
5. Interjection. Usually sung three times, the first two the same length, the last at least 2x the length of the first two, the first two going down in pitch and the second higher pitch than the first two. Used to break the ice or to illustrate suspense or awkwardness in the room.
1. "My Mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun
Coral's red is far more red than her lips' red
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun..." Excerpt from Shakespeare's "My Mistress' Eyes are Nothing Like the Sun," alternatively known as Sonnet 130.
2. "I dun give a shit."
3. "I'M FUCKING DUN!"
4. "Whaddup, dun?"
5. White Dude: Nigga.
*Awkward Silence*
Another dude: DUN DUN DUUUUUN
Coral's red is far more red than her lips' red
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun..." Excerpt from Shakespeare's "My Mistress' Eyes are Nothing Like the Sun," alternatively known as Sonnet 130.
2. "I dun give a shit."
3. "I'M FUCKING DUN!"
4. "Whaddup, dun?"
5. White Dude: Nigga.
*Awkward Silence*
Another dude: DUN DUN DUUUUUN
by Mart Sass March 18, 2018
1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
by Mart Sass March 3, 2018
1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
by Mart Sass March 3, 2018
(TECKST-trow-VERT)
A portmanteau of text and extrovert, see sexting. It is a noun used to denounce someone who prefers texting over actual human interaction. A textrovert, while not a textbook introvert (no pun intended) would probably be closer to introvert on a introvert-extrovert continuum.
A portmanteau of text and extrovert, see sexting. It is a noun used to denounce someone who prefers texting over actual human interaction. A textrovert, while not a textbook introvert (no pun intended) would probably be closer to introvert on a introvert-extrovert continuum.
Jane: How'd your date go with Bob?
Christina: Not good. We barely talked, until we left, then he texted just short of a novel.
Ella: Classic Textrovert. OTTNO, girls.
Christina: Not good. We barely talked, until we left, then he texted just short of a novel.
Ella: Classic Textrovert. OTTNO, girls.
by Mart Sass May 22, 2018
1. Interjection used to show emphasis.
2. Interjection used to express pain.
3. Currently having sex.
4. Used to emphasize an insult.
5. A town in Northeast Austria.
2. Interjection used to express pain.
3. Currently having sex.
4. Used to emphasize an insult.
5. A town in Northeast Austria.
"Oh my fucking god; Bob's back."
"*stubs toe* FUCKING SHIT, THAT HURTS!"
Guy: Where's Male?
Dude: Fucking Sarah in the closet.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH, I TAKE YOU TO EAT AND YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE BILL'S PAID?!"
5. "The 'rents went to Fucking, Austria and all I got was this Fucking T-Shirt."
"*stubs toe* FUCKING SHIT, THAT HURTS!"
Guy: Where's Male?
Dude: Fucking Sarah in the closet.
"YOU FUCKING BITCH, I TAKE YOU TO EAT AND YOU WAIT UNTIL AFTER THE BILL'S PAID?!"
5. "The 'rents went to Fucking, Austria and all I got was this Fucking T-Shirt."
by Mart Sass March 24, 2018
You use this kaomoji when your buddy says something so idiotic that you're just telling them. Go. Hit the road.
by Mart Sass March 28, 2018
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