Sal 

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

Sal by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate October 10, 2016

sal 

god or sal undertale

im sal undertale fight ma.

sal by WELLTHISISEPICLYEPIC January 21, 2019

Sal 

A really sexy guy. Probably Italian. He's old now but back in the day he could pick up any woman who he laid eyes on. Always a one night stand so they never stayed which makes him a wrinkly 70 year old man with no kids AND A LIT AF FORKLIFT. Pretty suprised hes damn single. He grew up in the city of full house (North Beach) which is lit as hell. I'd like to go there

"Sal groped my dog"

Sal by RodTargent December 27, 2018

Sal 

The hottest man you'll ever see. You can find him on impractical jokers

Have you seen sal he's so hot

Sal by Pussgetter February 14, 2019

sal 

umm idk how to explain him except a 3 foot tall hype beast who has braces and a new pair of 600 dollar sneakers every day. You probably have one of these at your school.

sal stop those aligator shoes are ugly.

sal by Hannah Bannanananannana March 26, 2019

Sal 

a brief (or extended) period of extreme thoughtlessness, apathetic, bitchy, narcissistic, or cunt-like behavior

person 1: damn dude, that was a pretty awful thing to do/say
person 2: i’m sorry, man. i guess i just did a Sal

Sal by frankbee April 21, 2019

Sal 

A scardy cat that hates cats

His phone couldnt ring making him Sal

Sal by FabreMyMoose May 18, 2019