titty robbery

stealing fake tits from a blonde prostitute so you can wear them yourself

Greg: hey Billy I did a titty robbery,
Billy: yeah nice,
Greg: see look im wearing her titties now,
Billy: oh yeah nice I like them titties,
Greg: here feel my titties Billy,
Billy: oh yes Greg oh oh oh I love dem tiddies!
Billy: (starts to get a boner)
Greg: I've watched enough hentai to know where this is going,

half an hour later

Greg: oh BIlly pound my ass while you touch my titties!
Billy: oh shit Greg im gonna cum!
Greg: cum in my ass Billy!!
Billy: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Greg: I feel like a new born baby, wet and stuck.

by weedhead11111111111111111 June 5, 2018

Robbery

When a vic' gets their money, jewelery or any other item of value taken away from them by force from a thug. Robbery can also be armed, which is when the robber is equipped wit a doink or a gat, and in some cases stabs and slits the vic' or pops a bullet into the vic's temple.

I grabbed the clerk by the neck, put the gun in the mouth and said "Bitch, if you wanna be killed try some stupid shit".

by Leathaface July 24, 2003

store robbery gun

(v.) to stick one's hand in one's pocket, with the finger pointing towards a store owner, resembling a gun.

He tried the store robbery gun in the 7-11 but forgot to put his hand in his pocket, so he just tried a grab n run

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Armed Robbery

An armed robbery is an act of stealing with a firearm equipped with you at all times. This is usually done with a group of people, but doing it solo will be really risky. It is not as complex as a heist, but is more complicated than shoplifting or just stealing in general.

Police: There is an Armed Robbery taking place at this location.

by NerdCan December 28, 2018

Foreskin robbery

When someone, most the time a doctor, robs you of your sheath for your one eyes snake.

Those doctors committed a foreskin robbery when I was born!

by Gen Z God April 28, 2022

robbery

When the tender in hockey is commited of making filthy saves on a shooter

Justin has just commited robbery on 2e .... again

by freezzeee September 26, 2006

Highway robbery

When a guy or girl is bringing someone back to their place for sexual intercourse and someone manages to take them away from that person for their own pleasures.

Ian pulled a highway robbery on AJ.

by MU3West March 7, 2011