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toe roper

A name for a gay male hooker. Another name for 'Faggot', 'Queer', etc. Usually directed as an insult.
"Dude, you're such a fucking toe roper!"

"That toe roper just offered me sexual favors for money!"
by Papi Blanco July 10, 2017
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goat roper

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)
Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!
by KatK November 26, 2007
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Soap-on-a-roper

A man who devotes excessive energy to avoiding being judged homosexual, thus unwittingly demonstrating his own insecurity with regard to his sexual orientation. Derived from the device used by (among others) prisoners who do not wish to bend over in the shower.
A: Lee could be a serious competitive swimmer if he didn't insist on swimming in those massive military shorts.
B: That's typical, he's a total soap-on-a-roper.
by rufusdos August 24, 2011
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Ben Roper

Sexiest man alive. Huge penis. Tends to give girls orgasms that resemble a tornado ripping through every part of their body.
Hey, did you hear about Ben Roper's dick?
Yeah, its huge!!! As soon as he got in me, i felt like a hurricane of pleasure was enveloping me
by croppppppppppppppp October 4, 2011
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goat roper

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)
Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.
by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016
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reese roper

A singer/somgwriter for many christian bands including Roper, Brave Saint Saturn, Exhumator, and most famously, Five Iron Frenzy. He has also guest starred on Showbread's album "No Sir, Nihilism Is Not Practical". He is known for his quirky sense of humor and devout following of the Christian faith.
Reese Roper is one of my favorite vocalists ever.
by alive101 December 13, 2007
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The calf roper

While having intercourse with a woman in labor and the child is crowning, proceed to wrap the umbilical chord around the child's neck while you continue to thrust.
My water broke, time for the calf roper.
by JeffersonM43 December 14, 2010
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