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Rock Bottom

Rock bottom is a practical task preformed on ones self. This is the part of ones life when they have no shame or dignity left in life. The person must then to achieve rock bottom by accomplishing the task of inserting rock forms of amphetamines generally crystal meth is preferred into ones rectum. Generally the use of lubrications is consider cheating, so insertion of rock into ones rectum must be done with the use of either your right or left index finger, as to insure proper insertion is achieved deep enough into the rectal cavity usually whilst squatting. Thus then you have now come to a point in your life know as the definition of Rock Bottom. After you have achieved this task it is generally recommended to place yourself in a fetal like position rocking back and fourth as to reflect back on the choicest they have made that have lead them to hit rock bottom.
Person at rock bottom: I don't know what else i can do, their is literally nothing more i have in life as i have no shame or dignity left to move forward, i'm between a rock and hard place
Friend: Im sorry to say this man but i think its time for you to hit "rock bottom"
Person at rock bottom: I know i just didn't think it would ever get to this point, i guess rock bottom is all i have left to achieve in life.
by Badassbossbassbitching September 17, 2018
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samoan rock bottom finish

when you cum after doing a girl, you take out the used condom tie it closed, stand up get your girl to face up, and stand about a feet away from her head, and then yell "if ya smellllllllllllllllll" and you wave your arms side to side three times, chuck away the condom then get back down and teebag your girl, and u raise ur right eyebrow then say, "what the rock...... is cooking?"
girl: Can I get the samoan rock bottom finish, please, please, please?????? pretty pleaseeeeeeee????

boy: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!
by TOTO 6IX 2WO November 21, 2011
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ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

after a jenkin drop'n'pop, taking your handful of semen, and picking up a piece of poop in the other hand, then with both hands behind your back, approaching someone and telling them to pick a hand. Placing the chosen item in his/her hand, and slapping them in the face with the other. Not to be performed on friends.
A man was murdered this weekend after performing a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand.
by James Delaware November 11, 2010
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rock bottom club

Having sex on a Greyhound Bus; The opposite of the mile high club
Jack: How was the ride down?

Joe: It was awesome! I joined the Rock Bottom Club
by MontezumaPython December 14, 2016
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Rock bottom

Nikolas Herrmann is the physical embodiment of rock bottom, the only way is up for him. His future is so grim that it makes winter forecast look like beach weather
by Hejndns June 23, 2020
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Rock bottom

When a man bottoms for another man that has kidney stones
Oh yeah he's a total rock bottom
by Disisitby February 13, 2021
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rock bottom

the ''unobtainable'' item in tboi

Upon pickup and from then onwards, locks attributes to their highest values reached.
This applies to everything that alters Isaac's attributes, including temporary buffs from activated items and pickups. This also makes him immune to any stat downgrades.unlocked by beating boss rush with jacob and esau, appears on the secret room pool. quality 3
man i can't get rock bottom, i always get skeleton key
by joe ligma yuri updog January 4, 2022
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