A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.
The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
Get the Bread Robber mug.When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.
Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.
"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"
by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012
Get the Bathroom Bank Robber mug.Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".
Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013
Get the I Got Robbed! mug.by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017
Get the Broke a robber mug.Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.
by New Cumberland February 10, 2018
Get the Rite Aid Robber mug.A expression used frequently after losing a game of ability draft.
Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.
No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.
You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.
Being robbed means one of your teammates didn't care about his team.
No interest in getting smart picks or helping in the lane.
You just get some setup-spell & rush memehammer. Sometimes you even claim mid to do it faster.
Or you go gloves & quelling to jungle after leeching xp for the first minute.
A: Man i just got so robbed.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.
B: What happend?
A: So he picked astral first, when there was a sick carry pool. Then he claimed mid, killed the enemy mid once & was completely useless after minute 15.
B: That sounds like getting robbed. Did you lose?
A: Yes, he didnt get scepter but octarine & refresher, didnt save anyone of us with his astral & just didnt deal any dmg. The enemies had enough time to farm bkbs and just outcarry us.
B: At least he didnt go jungle.
by blopppppppp August 17, 2021
Get the robbed mug.Imagine perfection. No.. More perfect. No.. More perfect. No no no!! MORE PERFECT. Okay.. You're not thinking perfect enough.. But that'll do.
Okay, so now add the most gorgeous curly hair that smells like spring, a smile that gives you literal amnesia, and a laugh that's like Omg, wtf. Actually!
Okay, you're starting to get the picture. Let's dive into a Rosabelle's life style. You're tempted to say hipster, but that would be a grotesque understatement. Think like, a deer maybe, or a hedgehog mixed with an eagle. That'd be close, but not quite, cause there's nothing quite like a Rosabelle. She looks like a renaissance painting, sings like a baby dove, and is more caring than any mother alive (until she become a mother, at which point she'll be as caring as herself)
She's subdued at first, but the moment you get to know her you're on your knees (laughing) because she's hilarious. She's also an incredible artist and enjoys exotic tea (and even more exotic sexual fetishes).
Finally, her style. I would say the best, but that wouldn't cut it, so I'll say this--it's like the 90's... But even better (I know... Seems impossible. But it's not)
Okay, so now add the most gorgeous curly hair that smells like spring, a smile that gives you literal amnesia, and a laugh that's like Omg, wtf. Actually!
Okay, you're starting to get the picture. Let's dive into a Rosabelle's life style. You're tempted to say hipster, but that would be a grotesque understatement. Think like, a deer maybe, or a hedgehog mixed with an eagle. That'd be close, but not quite, cause there's nothing quite like a Rosabelle. She looks like a renaissance painting, sings like a baby dove, and is more caring than any mother alive (until she become a mother, at which point she'll be as caring as herself)
She's subdued at first, but the moment you get to know her you're on your knees (laughing) because she's hilarious. She's also an incredible artist and enjoys exotic tea (and even more exotic sexual fetishes).
Finally, her style. I would say the best, but that wouldn't cut it, so I'll say this--it's like the 90's... But even better (I know... Seems impossible. But it's not)
by Lyndon bee Johnston February 17, 2015
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