The Roadman
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
The cunts (aged 12 - 30) who patrol the streets wearing a black bin bag, a baseball cap at 90 degrees and probably wielding a knife. You'll either see them in the front of a fast food pissing on a dog or hiding in their mother's basement complaining on how rough life is. They've all dropped out of education because they saw rich fuckers do it and become successful. They hang around in public with their dick out showing to be very tough looking whilst smoking weed with their gang listening to hard drum-n-bass. Their gang consists off the other mates dressed in a body bag and their 14 year old impregnated girlfriends who has had 4 abortions in one year. The girls show all of their skin except for their privates and call other people perverts for staring at her.
Encountering a Roadman can be very challenging, as half the time they aren't speaking words, or they are using their own language called 'FuckYouSayToMeFamMeAndMyGangWillFuckYouUpCuz'.
Roadman Talk:
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
Blad: Hey Blad!
Blad 1: Init cuz!
Blad: Not you blad, other blad!
Blad 2: Cheeky nando blad?
Blad 3: I'm pregnant again
Blad: Init blad!
Blad 3: Am have baby
Blad 2: Sen it!
Dav: Yo cuz can I fuck your sister blad
Don: Yo blad she is peng ting
Dav: Bloody fit bird for 13
by ProbablyInfected December 30, 2018
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usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
usually aged 9-16
Lonsdale tracksuits are life
Says peng, piff , sound and safe too much
Vapes because too poor for weed
Tries to act tough but they’re like 5 so no one cares
person no.1: oh look it’s that boy who vapes and wears Lonsdale
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
person no.2: wow what a wannabe roadman
by youbanteringme?? May 15, 2018
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n.
1.
a. A love affair that takes place "on the road".
b. Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between a touring musician or performer and a resident of a town where the tour stops.
c. A strong, sometimes short-lived attachment, fascination, or enthusiasm for a groupie/performer.
n.
1.
a. A love affair that takes place "on the road".
b. Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between a touring musician or performer and a resident of a town where the tour stops.
c. A strong, sometimes short-lived attachment, fascination, or enthusiasm for a groupie/performer.
So is he your boyfriend now?" "Nah, we just met at one of his shows. He's leaving to finish his tour in a couple of days. It's just a roadmance.
by whiskeypark June 21, 2011
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