rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004

rooted.mips

owner of a net called priority and is daddy

ZezeOnTop

rooted.mips has a good net

by zezeontop May 10, 2021

Ginger Rooted

When you peel a near out of date ginger root and ram it in your asshole so it doesnt go to waste. Time inside to be noted!

"HEY MATT" "OH HEY GUYS, LAST NIGHT I GINGER ROOTED MY LITTLE SHIT PIPE FOR 9 SECONDS! THATS GOTTA BE A RECORD?"

by Crowbagoftheday2 December 6, 2019

rooted

So fucked you cbf doing anything

im fucking rooted after today

by Root-er January 27, 2003

rorted

To prove someones stupidity or pay them out.

Guy hooks up with chick
next day she says:
"when im drunk i settle for less"
this guy got rorted in front of his friends

by mick May 13, 2005

bare - rooted

lame term used by chris and mariee of wombat gully, cheap humor

'we're getting bare rooted'

by paul paul June 24, 2003

Boom Rosted

used when someone gets completely owned and never sees it coming

Guy 1: hi bro

Guy 2: dude your fat

Random Guy: Boom rosted

Guy1: ...

by Mort Goldmen November 7, 2010