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Boyfriend reflex

A male's inherent ability to compliment his girlfriend on a moment's notice, almost as if there was no thought necessary. This most likely occurs because the male will be 'rewarded' for his actions later.
See: sucking up
Emily: Wow, look at those flowers, they're so beautiful.
Jacob: (immediately) Not as beautiful as you baby.
Emily: Aww, you're so sweet, how'd you think of that so fast?
Jacob: It's my boyfriend reflex. Let's go back to my place.
Emily: Ok sounds good!
by WastingDaylight July 6, 2010
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Don't Look Reflex

The compulsory reaction of looking in a direction when admonished against it.
Instances of Don't Look Reflex:

e.g. #1
Jimmy: Ok, I'm taking off my towel now... nobody look!

(Billy instantly swivels his head around)

Jimmy: What the hell, Billy, You are such a fag! Why would you do that?

Billy (in horror): I.... don't know..... Am I gay?

e.g. #2
Tour guide: And now we are approaching the lion's den, where my partner Tom is attempting to feed the... oh my gosh, people, DON'T LOOK!!!!

(everyone in the tour immediately looks)

Little Girl: Daddy, why are the man's arms and legs playing hide and go seek? And why is he feeding the lion pasta off his belly?
by achilles27 May 11, 2009
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the 'your mom' reflex

the sudden, inexplicable urge to turn every sentence that ever comes out of anyone's mouth into a 'your mom' joke.
president obama: america needs change!
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom needs change.

person in restaurant: i really like this soup! it has really good chicken in it.
person afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom has really good chicken in it.

person in car number 1: man that person ahead of us is driving badly.
person in car number 2: who's driving that car anyway??
person in car number 3, who is afflicted with the 'your mom' reflex: your mom's driving that car.
by sare1258 April 20, 2010
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sober reflection

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.
John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.
by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016
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rick roll reflex

The time it takes to react to being rick rolled. I.e. how long it takes you to close your browser window after you've been rick rolled.
Jorge's rick roll reflex is madd quick. Rick didn't even get to the third linn drum hit.
by wilford brimley 2 December 3, 2007
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the reflex

by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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Blackman Reflexes

when a coloured kid in a playground preforms a dodge or acrobatic skill that requires tremendous skill or physical prowess
that kid has amazing blackman reflexes or look at that black man reflex
by Kyd_Swagger February 16, 2010
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