can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

by Max Casella April 21, 2006

Relayer

Someone who will not end a relationship until they have another one on the go. They are terrified of being alone.

A Relayer is a man who cheats on his wife-marries the mistress and then does it again and again all his life. He is never not in a relationship-not even for a second.

by Alicatsta July 22, 2009

sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 09, 2024

National Relay Day

On May 8th throught the nation marks relay day. In track, swimming, or cross country the athletes compete in a relay to see who is the fastest. It is used most often in a sentence to your coach or advisor.

“Coach today is national relay day therefore we must swim a relay”

by National relay day May 04, 2018

Prairie Dog Relay

When you run a relay race but instead of passing a baton, you pass a turd from one anus to another.

We would have won the prairie dog relay but John had diarrhea.

by GirthBrookss November 19, 2022

Relay

Basically just a switch without a mechanical toggle lever that has a little electromagnet inside

Oh no pin 87 on the relay burnt up!

by 𝝦𝝚𝝢𝝩𝝖𝝬 August 18, 2024

Relay pass

A public transportation pass from Star Wars.

Bout to take the relay with my relay pass.

by EddieBrock5 September 03, 2023