relationshit

when your in a relationship that sucks.

i fell in love with her, then she cheated on me with her ex. it turned into a relationshit.

by tomcon5 February 28, 2009

relationship anarchy

A relationship philosophy applying anarchist principles to interpersonal relating. Some especially important values include autonomy, anti-hierarchical practices, lack of State control, anti-normativity, and community interdependence. Cf. anarcho-amory

I practice relationship anarchy because I love the freedom it gives my partners and I to be ourselves.

by Wileyjayfox January 31, 2020

Travel Size Relationship

Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.

Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.

by Littlemissme May 16, 2013

relationship lurker

He's that dude who doesn't have any dating game on his own, so he hangs around couples waiting for the breakup so he can first be "the friend" to the girl, with hopes of it progressing to something more. He's always trying to stay friendly with his friends' exs. It sometimes works, but usually also breaks the bro code and leads to loss of friends, trust, and respect.

Rick: Who's she dating now?

Andy: Remember that little relationship lurker Seth she was always bringing along when we went out? They hooked up.

by musacha April 4, 2009

Toxic relationship

Exactly what Alexis and Mackie have

Alexis: “bruh I’m only with you for sex”

Mackie: “take your shit back I don’t love you”

*2 hours later*
Alexis: “I miss you baby”

Mackie: “I love you so much”

Their friends: “that’s definitely a toxic relationship”

by Sillywillygoose April 10, 2020

Relationship Horny

The moment when you're around far too numerous couples who show shitloads of affection to each other, and you're wishing you had a date to fuck with

I was so relationship horny at the game last night. All my friends were making out with their dates and I was just standing there.

by Swimmer967 January 17, 2016

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

by I, Wreckerrr July 11, 2021