ralphed

the past tense of ralph, meaning to throw up or to puke.

"i just ralphed in your bathroom"

by lanelane February 12, 2007

ralphie

ralphies are the best,there usally tall,tan skin, super hot. ralphies are sweet and out going they can make u smile easy (: they dont like to be sad or never have a smile (: if u get one keep him hes the best and hopefully mine soon (: <3 ralphies also like to have sex! alot XD dont cheat and will always be faitful.

"whos that guy hes awsome!?"

"thats ralphie"

by yourmothersmother1234 November 21, 2011

Ralphy John

the act of spontaneously shitting your pants while projectile vomiting.

While at the movies sarah ralphy johned everywhere, not only dirtying the seat, but the man in front of her.

by devlin365 October 23, 2011

ralph job

The act of crushing plans by being a "no guy." Everyone's all hyped until that one guy pulls a ralph job and ruins everything.

Yo, nice ralph job, man, now everyone's canceling on Wednesday night for the boys.

by YesManAlsoFuckRalph November 14, 2017

Ratchet Ralph

A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.

Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.

My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.

by finnrmyman November 2, 2022

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

dirty ralph

A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.

I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.

by markymark88 January 22, 2007