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racoon mask

A subject lays on his/her back, and a man dips his balls in melted chocolate. He then places his chocolate-covered balls on your eye-lids, giving the illusion of a racoon mask.
I gave my girlfriend a racoon mask because she was out of eye-liner makeup.
by QuakerOatmeal January 5, 2006
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You live with racoons

when sad white nerds try and rap by using the worst rhymes ever linked such as "gay, say, gay"

if you ever rap like this simply accept the enevitability and kill yourself
your like a firt in a cartoon and you live with racoons.
by ubbey road May 30, 2006
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rafoune

Little pretty animal. Lives in the desert and looks almost like a fennec fox. It can change its gender when it wants to.

It sleeps all day long and goes out to eat snakes and other bugs.

It is very stupid and mean.
I)
1. Hey guy, do you see that ?! It's a rafoune !!
2. Man, it's you the rafoune.

II)
1. Is that a rafoune ?
2. no, it's a plane engine, asshole !
by Zintrium August 2, 2011
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racoon sex

similar in nature to the donkey punch. Instead of a punch to the back of the head you give her two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.
brah i totally gave her the racoon sex last night.
by Sarah and Sean January 11, 2008
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Screaming Racoon

Put a log of poop on your partners eyes, and proceed to punch your fist into her vagina.
Cleavland steamer meets donkey punch (to the cooch) Screaming racoon
by Dangleesack September 25, 2009
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Racoon

To Racoon: to dig through a pile of trash or disgusting mess to find something important

Racooning: to sift or soft through a giant nasty mess
"If they throw out my Xanax, I will SO Racoon that garbage can!"

Ashley: gah!
Tiffany: what happened to you?
Ashley: just had to Racoon the dumpster at Chipotle - left my retainer on my tray
Tiffany: girl, you nasty

Yolanda: Did you f*ck her?
Dante: no baby! She just blowing up my phone stalking me. I ain't seen nobody but you boo.
Yolanda: I'm bout to raccoon ALL yo shit- you better PRAY you ain't left no nasty ass snaps anywhere cuz I WILL find em
by CarolinaBelle July 6, 2016
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Raboonicorn

A unique hybrid mammal; half rabbit, half baboon.
The only living Raboonicorn is protected under Unicorn status as there is only one of him in the world. Last sighted in the Redland area of Bristol, South West England.
by Axolotlist January 11, 2011
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