Rafael

A kid with the hugest dick in the world. He uses dick spray to attract girls.

"WOW! that guy has a big DICK!"
"Yea i think he is RAFAEL

by BIGDICBOI123 November 6, 2018

Rafael

Tbh the hottes guy alive. He’s hot, cool, sexy, smart and funny. His puns are on a whole different level and nobody can beat him. He has a comeback for every road he gets. Rafael is the guy every girl wants. He’s also a fuckboi cause he knows what he has and wants to get more. He’s totally not gay and totally not a girl. His hair is perfect. Everyone wants to be his friend(but if you’re a girl u just wanna fuck him).

“OMG have you seen that new hottie Rafael? I would fuck him for real!”

by PrettyAf January 22, 2018

Rafaela

A beautiful person, both in mind and body. Often with long dark hair, dark eyes, and a golden tan. Men will be afraid of her beauty. She will always be loved. Riches are hers.

Rafaela looked into the lake at her reflection, the clouds stood still to gaze at her also.

by gremlin789 February 7, 2010

Rafael Palmeiro

A very distinguished major league baseball player with over 500 career home runs who lacks the ability to obtain an erection without the good ol' purple pill we all know and love. You've probably seen him on their commercials.

Before Viagra came around, Rafael Palmeiro hit 300 home runs and had over 1000 RBIs, but he never scored.

Dave: "So how was Jenny last night? That girl is bangin'. Did you beat it up?"
Jack: "Nope. I smoked too much of the reefer and ended up pulling a Rafael Palmeiro."
Dave: "Don't worry man, you're probably just gay."

by Nick D September 26, 2003

Rafael nadal

A prolific butt sniffer. A tennis player who whilst being a good player also loves the smell of ass.. hopefully limited to his sweaty ass. Often times can be watched on espn sniffing said ass.

Man that dude is pulling a Rafael nadal. Am. I watching some fetish in softporn or a tennis match.

by Marshall tucker October 20, 2021

Rafael

Rafael is the supreme leader of the universe and all of its ramifications. He is the leader of a large group of minions who typically include people named Felipe and Eduardo. He is usually a very traditional man, who is also well known for his awesomeness. His trates can be found in people such as Rafael Nadal and Rafael Diago.

Rafael is the supreme leader of all that is good.

by Supreme Emperor RDL January 25, 2018

rafael nadal

Really amazing tennis player who can beat Federer. He is also very hott.

Rafael nadal is beating
Federer.

by Mimi_NYC August 26, 2006