queff

A bare ass fart on wood

Joey laughed to himself when he queffed on his grandfathers work bench.

by shwave dave May 4, 2010

Qweef

When a girl farts out of her pussy.

"Ah...yeah...I just qweefed, I was holding that in all day!"

"I accidentally qweefed by Ted today."

"Oh my gawd! I think I just qweefed!"

"Qweefing is tasty and healthy for your pussy juice."

by Zenechules April 27, 2009

qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

Queff

a pussy fart

your such a queff

by thiick November 11, 2010

Qweef Ball

The game of Qweef ball requires players and a tennis ball. the goal is quite simple. throw the ball into the gap in the couch cushions that represent a vagina. when you barely miss, or it pops out, this is considered to be a premature ejaculation. when it hits both cushions, but it doesn't go in, this is called a sideways splatter. The game is just like around the world with basketball, but you just take a large step back and shoot the tennis ball. Have fun and qweef your way into the fun!!!!!!!

Qweef ball!!!! THROW THAT SHIT IN!!!!!!!!!!

by Merv the Perv March 11, 2014

Qwaffet

A person who likes to have sex but does not experience it as something intimate. They do not understand the concept of sex with intimacy, when they have sex, it’s just sex without an emotional connection. They can have an emotional connection to the person they are having sex with, but does not see sex as something that would define a part as the relationship. They simply do not understand what sex has to do in a relationship, they do not define sex as something intimate.

“What do you mean she’s a Qwaffet? The hell is that?”

“It means she doesn’t see sex as something intimate.”
“What? Isn’t that asexual?”
“She 100% likes sex, but she wouldn’t define it as something intimate. To her sex is just a form of pleasure, nothing more.”

“I still don’t get it”
“Me neither, mate”

by Oi mate, I’m out of peanuts :( July 28, 2018