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Quart

When a woman's fart goes forward in pants and goes into vagina. Then it's a quart when it exits the vagina. AKA queen and fart together
My pants were so tight I quarted today.
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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quart tarded

i’m not retarded i’m quart tarded
by C.Sherman February 5, 2023
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Quart

A slang pejorative derived from “first quartile.” The term is used to label a person as intellectually deficient by implying that their intelligence (IQ, competence, or performance) falls within the lowest 25% of a given distribution.
More specifically, quart invokes statistical ranking rather than any measured assessment: to call someone a “quart” suggests they are in the bottom quartile relative to others and are therefore presumptively less capable, insightful, or rational.
Quart was first mentioned on November 8, 2025, by the micro-celebrity Buzzbulks.
Your a quart. qt. quart.
by spacemanua February 11, 2026
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quert

a version of context specific quoting but with more emphasis. the person who you are querting to has to understand the reference of speech.

could also be taken as a version of excretion of bodily fluids from both female and male characters.
ailish querted while love surging all over me.
by kaledy August 10, 2025
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quarantine quart

when you masturbate every day during quarantine into a quart container and then release it on someone unexpectedly when it's full
my girlfriend lost the quarantine quart challenge.
by tittyidiot April 23, 2020
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xynob quirt

John is doing xynob quirt
by gooh May 18, 2021
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Kleinmond Quart

Refers to the adage: "Klein mond, groot kont."

Translated as: 'Small mouth, big cunt.' Colloquial slur for the town Kleinmond in South Africa. A quart is a 750ml bottle beer.
Kleinmond quart is a torture/execution method used by gangs for snitches and people who generally blabber on too much. It is administered by beating the victim nigh senseless, propping them up with knees and elbows on the ground, restraining them for inertia; an empty quart of beer is inserted into the anus of the victim (the deeper the better or it just falls out and has to be re-inserted: it's about torture not administering pleasure after all). The victim gets their last rights upon which the quart is ceremoniously stomped with a construction boot into the rectum. Bets are placed on whether it breaks on the first kick. Depending on the severity or inebriation of the torturers: the quart might be repeatedly kicked until it breaks or is consumed completely with the rectum. There are no records of the latter ever happening. When the quart breaks, the victim is either left for dead or tortured further by twisting the glass within the rectum, or just kicking until the pig squeals cease.

It is not necessarily from the town Kleinmond, but the fact that after the method is applied: the victim's big mouth would be shut, and their artificially operated edifice would be rather gorily enlarged.
"hey man, where's Wally at today?"
"Dunno bruh, heard he had the old Kleinmond Quart yesterday at the Kangaroo Court"
"Ah, sheet, good riddance then ey?"
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