Slovakian Cock Quilt

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

by MegaMouse26 October 25, 2012

Quilted

To be stoned and/or deeply under the influence of marijuana.

Dude...that smoke has me straight quilted, bro.

by pseudocris March 2, 2015

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Boof Quilt

When you insert a large quantity of illicit substances into your rectal cavity, causing your bowels to expel everything, covering you in a blanket of fecal matter.

Jimmy didn't have a blanket so he just butt chugged a 1/5 of Lean ™ and made himself a boof quilt to keep him warm.

by Fractal Juggernaut July 7, 2017

Guilt Quilt

Paranoia , Fear , Guilt ... Sets In Under The Quilt At Night ...

Wish Id Have Thought About This At The Time !!! Now Iv Got Guilt Quilt

by The V ONE 2nd To None January 14, 2019

Quilted

Totally stoned beyond belief, way too high to even grab the Cheetos. When you broke into some bud you just weren't expecting and now you're paying the price.

Timmy ate three of my cookies and has been banging his bong all day. He's totally quilted.

by RattleTrap April 29, 2019

Appalachian quilt orgy

When a group of people cram together on a trampoline under quilts and watch the stars.

Hey, y'all gonna make it to the Appalachian quilt orgy?

by Prayergroup September 19, 2017