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Qloom

1: n. A baby thief
2: v. To steal a baby
1. The police caught the qloom, but not without massive casualties.

2. While at the daycare, I qloomed until my backpack was full
by Jeans July 19, 2007
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QLF

Que La Famille
Made popular by french rap group PNL
J'suis QLF
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qloopi

When juice comes out of your asshole
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QLCD

I have beeduo. I hate them both so much sometimes. /j
Ranboo: “id rather lead the meetup date than tell people what QLCD means!”
chat: fuck you. /lh
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qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg

You got even smarter this time after typing: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qpowierutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, qpmzwonxeibcruvtyv, qpeityaldjgzmcb, qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv, qpalzmowksiejdncurhfbvygt, qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvgtyand even qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg.
You're more bored than a board game. Your hope and your will to live are lost, suddenly, you come up with yet ANOTHER combination of QWERTY! All hail the mighty and all powerful, qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg!

How did you create such a beauty?, you asked?

Well, start with Q, the 1ST letter of the TOP keys. Got it?
Now, proceed to L, the LAST letter of the MIDDLE keys, then Z, the 1ST letter of the BOTTOM keys.
Then P, the LAST letter of the TOP keys, A, the 1ST letter of the MIDDLE keys, and M the LAST letter of the BOTTOM keys.
Have you noticed the pattern? Keep alternating 1ST and LAST keys, when they're typed, type the 2ND and the 2ND TO LAST keys, and so on. This is just like qpowierutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, typing until the row is finished and continue with the next row. Instead, you'll want to keep alternating rows, the TOP ROW then MIDDLE, then BOTTOM, TOP and so on.
Truly a piece of art.
Person 1: Hey, I'm bored.
Person 2: Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdf-
Person 1: I already done did it.
Person 2: How about mnbvcxzlkj-
Person 1: I-
Person 2: qazwsxedc-
Person 1: already-
Person 2: qpowierutyalsk-
Person 1: done-
Person 2: qpmzwonx-
Person 1: DID IT!!!!!!
Person 2: qpeityaldj-
Person 1: Did too...
Person 2: qpalwoskeid-
Person 1: Did three...
Person 2: qpalzmowksiejdn-
Person 1: Did four...
Person 2: qpalzmwoskxneidjcbruth-
Person 1: Did eight...
Person 2: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvb-
Person 1: Did seventeen...
Person 2: Weeeell, how about qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg?
Person 1: Alright!
by Comogocian July 17, 2018
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qlifa

A person that is bad at every game they play
Look at qlifa he’s shit at games
by KalaKenan July 12, 2020
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qlxd

qlxd is daddy
example: omg qlxd is so cute 🥰
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