qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg 

You got even smarter this time after typing: qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qpowierutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, qpmzwonxeibcruvtyv, qpeityaldjgzmcb, qpalwoskeidjrufhtygzmxncbv, qpalzmowksiejdncurhfbvygt, qpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvgtyand even qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg.
You're more bored than a board game. Your hope and your will to live are lost, suddenly, you come up with yet ANOTHER combination of QWERTY! All hail the mighty and all powerful, qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg!

How did you create such a beauty?, you asked?

Well, start with Q, the 1ST letter of the TOP keys. Got it?
Now, proceed to L, the LAST letter of the MIDDLE keys, then Z, the 1ST letter of the BOTTOM keys.
Then P, the LAST letter of the TOP keys, A, the 1ST letter of the MIDDLE keys, and M the LAST letter of the BOTTOM keys.
Have you noticed the pattern? Keep alternating 1ST and LAST keys, when they're typed, type the 2ND and the 2ND TO LAST keys, and so on. This is just like qpowierutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, typing until the row is finished and continue with the next row. Instead, you'll want to keep alternating rows, the TOP ROW then MIDDLE, then BOTTOM, TOP and so on.
Truly a piece of art.

Person 1: Hey, I'm bored.
Person 2: Have you tried typing qwertyuiopasdf-
Person 1: I already done did it.
Person 2: How about mnbvcxzlkj-
Person 1: I-
Person 2: qazwsxedc-
Person 1: already-
Person 2: qpowierutyalsk-
Person 1: done-
Person 2: qpmzwonx-
Person 1: DID IT!!!!!!
Person 2: qpeityaldj-
Person 1: Did too...
Person 2: qpalwoskeid-
Person 1: Did three...
Person 2: qpalzmowksiejdn-
Person 1: Did four...
Person 2: qpalzmwoskxneidjcbruth-
Person 1: Did eight...
Person 2: qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvb-
Person 1: Did seventeen...
Person 2: Weeeell, how about qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg?
Person 1: Alright!

qlzpamwkxisnejcudbrhvtfg by Comogocian July 17, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007