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qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap

When you're so bored to the point you have typed everything possible into Urban Dictionary so try to press the keyboard in a unique way so as to go in a zig zag between the first, second and third rows of the qwerty keyboard. This phenomena only occurs when a user is so bored they try to beat the system. You failed.
1. I'm so bored I'll just type in qlzwmxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap into the Urban Dictionary because I'm clearly the most creative and imaginative person out there!

2. Man I should really be typing this essay that's due in 2 hrs but there's always time to search qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap!
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qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap

when ur smart so you type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but you type it like top left middle right bottom left
you are so smart that qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap is a good word to describe it

qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap

When someone awakens their fifth eye and ascends into boredom
man 1:dude im hella bored
man 2: why dont you type qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp
man 1: ive already done everyt-

qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudmisoap

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qlzwkxejcrhvtbgyfnudmisoap 

A sequence of letters only typed by the most bored person imaginable. After messing with the keyboard for so long, you typed the top and bottom rows to the right, but the middle one to the left. You have transcended boredom itself.
Jimmy was eviscerated after typing "qlzwkxejcrhvtbgyfnudmisoap", his mortal flesh was no match for his colossal boredom.

qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudnismoap 

You just reached a max level of boredom and decided to type all the letters in the keyboard from the first letter of the first layer then the last letter of the second layer and finally the first letter of the third layer and so on.
-I already typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq and qmwnebrvtcyxuzilokpjahsgdf now I must type qlzwkxejcrhvtgbyfnudnismoap!
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