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Colt Python

A Double-action revolver produced in 357. magnum by Colt manufacturers. Regarded as the Rolls-Royce of revolvers. An excellent combat, hunting and zombie survival tool.
The Colt Python splattered the man's brains all over his new pants.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"how do you know she is a witch"
"She looks like one"
"I'm not a witch! I'M not a witch! They dressed me up like this and this isn't my nose it's a false one."
"I see. Eh.. Did you dress her up like this?"
"Well, nose a bit. Yeah a bit."
"Tell me. What do you do with witches?"
"Burn them! Burn!"
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
somepeople call me.. Tim?
by Tom Bombadillo June 29, 2005
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Pythagorean Theorem

The only geometric theorem that will be used in the real world, primarily by tall people figuring out the best way to sleep in short people beds and TV manufacturers trying to find the largest possible number to put on the box.
Student 1: The pythagorean theorem is actually useful!
Student 2: Really? What's the pissgoreporn theorem?
Student 1: I don't fucking know!
by DrumpfForPOTUS July 30, 2016
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pytac

One whom likes to sing obnoxiously loud while intoxicated. Usually shoots for a loudness level to satisify the "w niebo głosy" requirement.
Girl comes up to Pytac....Pytac intoxicated responds with his legendary psalm:

Pytac jo se, pytac. Ej, moje dziywce pytac.(breaks to grasp for air and a shot)

(Continues off the decibel charts) Jak se mi nie wierzys. Ej, przypotrz sie na wtykac.
by Takeaguess90 November 20, 2013
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Pythonesque

After the style of, or resembling the humour of, Monty Python's Flying Circus, a popular British television comedy series of the 1970s noted especially for its absurdist or surrealist humour.
That comedy was Pythonesque.
by Anonymous April 10, 2003
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pythong

v. A typographical error in programming while using the pythong programming language.

n. A thong made out of pythons
“Damn, I pythong’d it"
"Julia wore a pythong last night. I ate the shit out of it"
by Vajazzle McDildertits August 15, 2015
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