The offspring of pure talent and hilarity. A mix of fun-loving whimsical spontaneity and mind-fucking awesomeness. A sex god. Beacon for horny women everywhere (especially when wearing black). Prone to serenades. Despite his humble beginnings, destined for greatness. He is going to cause peace in the middle east.
by pumperfan September 27, 2012
Get the Jon Pumpermug. A person that makes fun of another, from a distance. Not to be confused with a flyby pumper, who has a tendency to insult while on the run.
by BoBuzz November 23, 2018
Get the Helicopter Pumpermug. Juice heads from Staten Island who go to clubs on the jersey shore (Bamboo, Deejays, etc.) and dance with each other, not girls, while pumping their fists to bad techno. They typically wear headbands and sleeveless shirts that are two sizes too small.
Danielle: Hey Jen, do you want to go to Bamboo?
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.
Jen: No, I want to actually dance with a guy, there are only fist pumpers at Bamboo on saturday nights.
by Vin-Diesel July 14, 2008
Get the Fist Pumpermug. 1.Leaving shit in the water tank of a toilet so when flushed, brown water comes out. good to do to someone you don't like.
person 1 " Dude i took a pumper decker in your toilet!"
person 2 "you took a what?"
*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*
person 2 "you bastard!"
person 2 "you took a what?"
*flushes toilet - brown water comes out*
person 2 "you bastard!"
by god bless atheism November 25, 2010
Get the Pumper Deckermug. by AD218 August 28, 2008
Get the Pumper Stokedmug. by Moows January 11, 2018
Get the pumper kankmug. An African-American adult film actor who is A self-proclaimed Porn Legend. Pumper is known for his 'roid physique, an average penis size and (usually most of the time) not so attractive female partners.
" God, I hate that Brian Pumper dude, he's kinda cocky, he acts like he's been in the business for so long..."
by TT Boy3 April 11, 2010
Get the Brian Pumpermug.