Proudy

The act of being named Mudasir and being friends with someone named Asif

"I declare that I left my past best friend Mudasir, he became very selfish, Proudy & those who show me attitude, I keep them under my foot"

by Dr.Sanissimo March 12, 2022

pat pounding

pat pounding is where you and someone shag for so long you literally feel as if youve been pounded.

friend 1: courgh i had a proper shag lastnight. friend2: pat pounding?

by pat 101 April 16, 2017

500 pound activity

Basically every action associated with fat gamer weebs, often used to refer to stereotypical things this category of people do daily.

-Bob just posted something about 2D women being Better than 3D women, what does that even mean?

-forget about it, that's 500 pound activity.

by Ducko13 December 31, 2021

pound off

Male masturbation. Popularized in the Christmas special of "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia."

"Sew me into the couch. I hide in there all the time to catch Charlie pound off."

by FlipFlipFlipadelphia March 15, 2010

Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

among 250 pound

The great philosopher, Joe Namath noted "when you make your living among 250 pound weightlifters who aren't playing with a full deck, you WILL learn to get along with others!

At linebacker you are among 250 pound weightlifters!

by I, Wreckerrr June 18, 2021

Pounded like a rented gerbil

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?

How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.

by ReardenMetal December 17, 2010