Project Manager

Somone who uses endless buzz words and centres their existance around a load of paperwork, meetings, conference calls and turning every task, no matter how small, into an epic display of verbal and written diarrhea. Jobs that once needed a sensible tradeperson or two, now need to be a project with a project manager. They sit between the workers and management and are very good at being on the side of whoever they are talking to and ensuring that they are never in the same room as both workers and management. Commanding huge amounts of money, they are gifted in prolonging everything.

"I think we need to change the tap washer in the toilet because its leaking but there may be some issue with finding the stop tap and if too much torque is applied we could snap the fitting and all get drowned. Better get a bank loan to employ a Project Manager to make sure that doesn't happen"

by Projectman December 18, 2011

project sekai

a rhythm game go play it or be a non epic gamer!!

person A : i luvvvv pproject sekai!!!
person B; me too..
person A; wanna make out
person B; yes
makes out.
PLAY PROJECT SEKAI NOW!

by emu otori May 14, 2022

project heat

In the projects, heat is free and they give plenty of it in the winter time...so much you can smell the heat from the radiators and it can fog up your windows!

It gets so hot in my classroom, I have to open a window with the project heat they're giving!

by 377 October 20, 2009

school project

something you end up doing on the due date

Joe: "dude i worked so hard on that school project im totally going to ace it"

Michael: "oh shit i totally forgot about it"

by unusual pyro January 22, 2014

Project baby

Someone that’s from the projects. More precisely spent their childhood in the projects.

I grew up right there in them public housing buildings. I’m a project baby. I’m a product of my environment.

by Clapem January 24, 2023

splash protection

The application of toilet paper to the surface of the toilet bowl water in order to prevent the up-splash of water while releasing your load.

Jack: Finished in there?

John: Yeah man. The water level is high, make sure you use splash protection or you'll get the ass splash.

by ardeliskane May 22, 2008

Group project

Something teachers do to ruin your life.
Usually getting paired with idiots can also double it.

Teacher: Alright class today were doing a group project!
Class: FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU-

by Hentai_warrior January 10, 2018