pedophile

An adult, usually male, who is sexually attracted to prepubescent children. Derived from the Greek paedeia (child) and philos (love.)

Simeon is a pedophile. Every afternoon he walks by the local elementary school, watching the kiddies coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.

by GuidoPosse69 February 16, 2005

sweating like a Paedophile in a playground

What happens when you get really hot.

Christ it's hot. I'm sweating like a Paedophile in a playground.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

No pedophile

Phrase said after a creepy statement about someone considerably younger then you; similar to "no homo"

"Wow for being 12 that chick has a nice ass, no pedophile"

by slicknj13 April 10, 2010

reverse pedophile

A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.

Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"

Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."

Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."

by willbchou January 2, 2012

Poodophile

A gay man with one or more dogs,usually poodles, who also happens to be a pedophile.

Gosh that man's a poodophile.

by ConfuzzledNess April 24, 2011

prodephile

A facebook, myspace, or aim profile of a pedophile, that uses pictures of the same preteen girl or boy to lure other children in. Usually a male in his late 30s, fat, many chins, glasses, and enjoys world of warcraft.

Jack: Did you see that hot girl's profile pictures on facebook
Sam: Dude, stay away, I think that it's a prodephile
Jack: I think you could be right
Sam: I have to be right, on "her" interests it says dragons
Jack: Thanks man, that was close, i almost gave him my address

by Jack E. C April 6, 2009

pedophiles

plural for pedophile.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003