procrasturbating 

1) The act of masturbating while putting off or delaying action on more productive tasks.

2) Jerkin off when you have shit to do.

Kyle: "Did you finish your part of the assignment? The due date is comin' up fast."

Stan: "I've been meaning to get to that. I've just been procrasturbating on that I guess.

procrasturbating by Woody-89 July 18, 2011

Procrasturbating 

The act of masturbating in place of doing any kind of labor (Homework, chores, etc.)

"I was really bored and didn't wanna do my homework, so I decided to do some procrasturbating."

Procrasturbating by Crispy M. June 22, 2017

Procrasturbating 

When you have important things to do, but instead you masturbate.

I told you three hours ago you are in your room with the door locked and it's not done. Are you procrasturbating?

Procrasturbating by captain spicyweiner August 19, 2017

Procrasturbating 

The act of procrastinating while masturbating

"Oh man, I had no idea what is should do so I ended up procrasturbating."

Procrasturbating by TheRealCptnWonton June 3, 2018

procrasturbating 

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

procrasturbating by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

Procrasturbating 

Procrastinating by way of masturbating.

I was going to finish my laundry but I kept procrasturbating over and over again.

Procrasturbating by Dratsab007 November 18, 2019

Procrasturbating 

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

Procrasturbating by deputydazza May 28, 2020