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Procrastipartner

When you are doing an Assignment or studying with a someone else but end up helping each other to procrastinate.
guy: "come help me study tonight yer?"
girl: "yer sure"
-six hours later-
girl: "funniest thing to show you on youtube, you can watch yours after!"
-next day-
guy: "your nothing but a Procrastipartner"
by MoistShoelace June 1, 2011
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procrastinista

One who takes procrastination to the next level and makes it an art form.
She didn't just leave things to the last minute, she waited until the last millisecond - she was a true procrastinista.
by allabouteve June 2, 2011
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Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
by BVids November 5, 2013
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procrastidontist

A dentist who specializes in people who put off getting their teeth fixed until a dental emergency.
John waited so long to get his sore tooth looked at that he had to go to a procrastidontist.
by Kurick May 14, 2015
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Procrastimaster

An individual that has truly mastered the subtle art of procrastination.
Sir Bob, the famed and mighty commander of Human Resources, has decided to postpone filing the performance reports until next week. This act has caused the magnificent Boss Morbidlyobeseius III, ruler of all Officelandia, to bestow the great title of Procrastimaster upon the humble shoulders of Sir Bob.
by eatashit August 1, 2015
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procrastipating

the act of holding in poop because you are too lazy to get up and push it out
constipated procrastination poop lazy
"i have to take a shit but I'm to lazy to get up"
"Dude you are procrastipating"
by jenifurrebercer November 21, 2015
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Procrastimasturbation

I didn't want to do my essay so i Procrastimasturbated.

I'm in for a hell of a night of Procrastimasturbation.
by Justanipslip October 9, 2016
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