Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.
I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.
by BVids November 05, 2013
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