A gardening procedure is when a person takes their clothes off, takes an edible and is hung upside down from the ankles then covered in shit and moss then the doctors pile drive dirt into the patience butthole and the doctors will bring in an expert named John Paul Walter Durrick to plant his seed in the person. The person is then left hanging for 2 months as a plant begins to grow from the ass.
My buddy James invited me to go get the gardening procedure at his house a couple months ago and that shit was wicked.
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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedin’ Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
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