Pandemic Profiteer

An individual or organization that attempts to derive illicit financial benefit from the sale of misrepresented products or services during a global health crisis.

Yo! I got a whole truck load of N95 masks for sale. Here's a sample...
Dude, these things are made out of toilet tissue and rubber bands. You're a goddam Pandemic Profiteer....
Hey, they're better than nothin'. 20 bucks each...just don't get 'em wet.

by YAWA July 7, 2020

probie

A new worker, or a newbie.

in NCIS, Tony always calls McGee a probie because Tony is a senior field agent and McGee is a junior field agent.

by beatlefan156 July 29, 2009

Profitable

adj. 1. Advantageous, valuable.
2. As of yielding profit or monetary gain.

Slavery was so profitable in the South during the late mid 1800s.

by Definitioners44 March 3, 2015

Profiterole vision

A sense that lets people know if cake is near.

My profiterole vision is flashing, does some-one have cake?

by qwertyjohnson April 21, 2009

Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Probing The Moon

Anal Sex, basically... When you moon someone you show your butt, when you probe something you usually stick something in a hole... So it makes sense.

Hey, I was probing the moon last night with this chick when she farted... I then orgasmed. It... Was... Awesome!!!!

by the shit hits the fan May 2, 2009

Probationship

When one member of a relationship fucks up hard, and is forgiven, but is unknowingly put on probation by the other person to see if he/she fucks up again.

Dude1: bro i heard what lisa did to you, shes a total bitch

Dude2: yeah man, i still like her but if she fucks up again its over, we're in a probationship for now

by atlas247 April 5, 2013