jaynal probe

when a person named Jay has sex, it's a special operation called a "jaynal probe"

Oh man, i heard you got some Jaynal probage last night! :p

Dude, did u jaynal probe her?

by Profius August 15, 2006

Conversational Probe

when your doctor gets chatty during a prostate exam

Lou had his annual physical, and after fasting he was in a very grumpy mood. when his doctor got to the point of "the finger", Lou felt him fishing around up there like he lost his keys. "so how the kids doing? everybody good? hmm... does that hurt" the doc asked during a very Conversational Probe. Lou thought to himself, "you have your finger in my ass what do u think dude"

by Uncle Joosie October 16, 2021

anal probe

To insert a stick or other long pointed object (cricket stump) into the anus of a clothed bystander. Occured frequantly during summer months of '04. Similar to bugger and bumfuck but with an inanimate object.
Also a noun. the object that was used to probe the anus.

Im gonna anal probe you good.

by cockhockey04 May 13, 2005

Manolo probe

When you stick the heel of an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass.

I gave him a Manolo probe only after he promised me a new pair of Leopard d'Orsays.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.

When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.

by Static1432 November 12, 2009

tingle-probe

Any of the five terminating members of the hand. A digit of the forelimb. Finger.

As victory became certain, the evil genius gleefully wiggled his tingle-probes.

by Conwhore the Terrible September 26, 2007

penis probe

A probe that is used to inspect the inside of your dick. Mainly used by gay aliens who suck the juice out of your cock.

“We need to inspect his dick with a penis probe”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019