A sexual act between two people, where one person goes for a shit and doesn't wipe. Meanwhile their partner gets down on all fours. After the first person has finished their shit, they squat over their partner and spread their bum cheeks, then dip up and down while printing "leopard" like spots on their back.
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This sex act requires that you abduct three little girls and strip them naked in your basement. You must then break their knees with a sledgehammer, toss the girls aside, create a mixture of laxatives and your bodily fluids (especially cum and vomit), and let it blend for ten minutes. During these ten minutes, you are to stand a few meters from your desired girl, charge towards her, ram your cock (you can use a spiked dildo, albeit not necessary) up her ass (cunts and mouths are acceptable), and repeat for each girl until the blending finishes. Feed one of the girls your concoction and, with a staple gun, connect the girls' mouths to each other's asses so that they form an endless human centipede. After some time, collect some of their shit and use it to spell out a phrase of your choice. Smear the shit on their faces afterwards and beat off on their backs and faces.
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My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
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First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.
Often an initiation for first time attendees
First you get sucked half hard by another attendee. Then that person guesses how far down your leg your cock will go and pins his club pin or some other pin to that spot. This is supposed to irritate the head and cause a wet spot on the pants.
Often an initiation for first time attendees
Bear: hey, did you hear what happened to Jim at TBRU?
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!
Cub: Yeah, he got a Texas pinning the first night!
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