When you are in bed and trying to go to sleep you make things up in your head that you want to dream about
by QlitComando December 29, 2010
Get the Pretend Dreammug. The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek May 17, 2012
Get the Google Pretendmug. Forms of media, especially YouTube videos or clickbait articles, that you know will not be pornographic but still somehow expect (and hope) to be pornographic, and then click on and/or watch, only to be disappointed and still horny.
Bro 1: Hey man, did you hear about that Buzzfeed video "Girls Use Vibrators For The First Time"?
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
Bro 2: Shit man, nah I didn't, I'll go check it out, I'm sure it's hot
ONE WEEK LATER
Bro 2: Brooo, they just went to the toy shop, bought vibrators, and then cut to the girls talking about using them afterward, and it wasn't sexy at all! That was some serious pretend porn.
Bro 1: Damn, you're right. Fuck pretend porn.
by Loberson June 1, 2016
Get the pretend pornmug. pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
Get the lez-pretendingmug. Pretend Shoes=Pretentious
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.
Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.
1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:
Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...
2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.
3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?
by thatbastard December 2, 2009
Get the pretend shoesmug. 
Get the Pretend-sidentmug. A girl (usually teenage or early 20's) who self-diagnoses a gender identity disorder, gets a terrible haircut, starts insisting upon male pronouns and integrates themselves into the trans community before abandoning the idea and going back to sucking cock after about 6 months.
Rae: 'I haven't seen Jake in a while, what happened to him?'
Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'
Rae: 'Pretend to M?'
Kris: 'Yup.'
Kris: 'She decided that she wasn't ftm after all and changed her name back to Britney.'
Rae: 'Pretend to M?'
Kris: 'Yup.'
by TheClaire December 1, 2009
Get the Pretend to Mmug.