reputation masturbation

Attempt to inflate ones own image by claiming you've slept with a woman you really just masturbated to. Typical female subject way out of your league (see: Reputation Urination).

Frequent acts of Reputation Masturbation may result in fapnapping. Typical offender lives vicariously through dude bro friends who actually get laid.

Dude bro: you see that hottie Katie on the second floor yet?

Offender: hell yea bro, I banged her last weekend
Dude bro: you mean you banged your hand and fapnapped last weekend. Classic case of reputation masturbation.

by Kadence W December 14, 2013

reputation

American singer Taylor Swift’s best album

reputation best album

by ppeater13 June 11, 2022

Preditation

The word Sarah Palin uses when she means to say predation.

I refudiate the claim preditation is not a word.

by when.will.it.end June 11, 2015

Reputation

A good person marker / Ethos / "I deserve this" marker.

Hym "It's funny that honesty isn't included in what constitutes being a 'good person' or having a 'good reputation'. We don't like honesty anymore. Like, there aren't 'good people' who are just a little lazy. There aren't any frugal 'good people'. I mean, generosity is obviously good but when your actively gaslighting someone and trying to arbitrate fame it almost seems like you need a 'good person' to be anything other than 'someone who doesn't gaslight strangers and use their ability to appeal to their own credibility to appoint themselves as the supreme arbiter of all moral virtue.'

That's another annoying thing, you use your ethic to give yourself the extracurricular and exclusionary right to change the world in your image. 'You shouldn't criticize the world! You didn't vacuum your carpet this morning or something! But I have a responsibility to change the world in my image even though that makes me an ideologue... which is bad... but I deserve it because I have ethos... which makes it good... but I mask my ideology by projecting my ethic onto religion... which makes it religion... Yeaaah... And no one can do what I do ... Except for that one guy who pulled a hypertext out of his ass.... it won't be intimated by the culture.... oh, wait... it was intimated into 2 different cultures... holy shit I'm a beloved anime character now! Because of him and not me.... That guy is the greatest! What a Goddamn genius! I wish he would breed out my daughter like The Honelander was going to do to Maeve... Except in a sexual way... Then his super-kids could take over the world!' AHAHAHAA! It's just too fucking priceless! I tried to apologize! I tried to give you plenty of time to see the error of you ways... Some people just cannot see reason. It's a Goddamn shame. Hahahahaha! I might not have a good reputation but I am am archetypal figure. So that's good."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2022

clean as your mother's reputation

deadset my heart and soul, clean as a kiwi cranny-bum

choice bro,now that's as clean as your mother's reputation

by S & A June 5, 2007

Preparation H-bomb

anything shoved up your anus against ones will..

Here's something really nice you can do. You take a small, thermonuclear weapon... AND STICK IT UP A GUY'S ASS! A thermonuclear suppository! Preperation H-Bomb! You talk about fallout, eh? Whoa!

by Neo December 25, 2003

triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009