Seed Present

A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.

My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant

by Master of my Domain November 24, 2017

PeeSee virgin

Usually refer to a PC gamer or a PC mustard race dude with no social life, waistline exceeding 36 inches, over 25% body fat, fedora wearer, never touched a woman in his life. A person who willing to pay $2000 to buy dated potato that can't keep up with a console and believe their inferior platform able to play every single video game at 4K resolution and 120 frame rate even when every benchmark test told them otherwise.

Bob: "bla! wanna see 4k/120fps on my $300 PC? mustard race ftw!(then breathing hard)"

Joe: "No thanks, I prefer to lay on my couch playing with a controller in my living room"

Bob: "bla! except PC can do the same"

Joe: "Silly PeeSee virgin, technically you can also build a toilet in your bed room, the question is why would anyone do that?"

by BlackHobama September 8, 2016

Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

by Vagimuff April 3, 2009

Senior Author Presentation

The most dreaded project given to the Senior Class at Coram Deo Academy. The assignment is that the student choose an author and then do a ridiculous amount of research and writing about this author to present to the class. The ritual takes place in this order. 1) Present bound annotated bibliography as a sacrifice to appease the teacher, 2) Pray that the PowerPoint doesn’t screw up, 3) spread treats among the class to suppress there criticism, 4) give your lecture for 55 minutes. This assignment is used to create a “Dementor” effect on student. The project feeds off the happiness of the student leaving them with a hopeless amount of stress and biographies.

Person A: “Hey! You coming with us to see the movie tonight”
Person B: “Nope. I have to work on my Senior Author Presentation”
Person A: “Oh yah. I forgot. Maybe we can do something after its over.”

by hodiedodie April 18, 2010

preener

a guy or girl, who thinks they're hot shit and will always try to convince others of it. He/She may even try to argue about their own greatness. But in reality, they're losers.

Kid: Look at that dude struttin like he owns the place.
Kid2: man, i hate that fuckin' preener!

by yogurtpills March 6, 2010

the presets

awesome aussie band, hard to define but perhaps this will suffice: electro, pop, rock, alternative, indie, dance

man 1: hey dude, have u heard the new song by the veronicas?
man 2: pfft. no. i listen to the presets

by oscarwilde2007 December 1, 2007

Prisoner of the Present

1. A person whose entire worldview is shaped by current events, stumbling along from one crisis to another.
2. Someone without a historical perspective or hope for the future.
3. The mindset that causes "knee-jerk" reactions to almost any kind of social or economic change.
4. A state of perpetual panic about "the world today."

Larry says the U.S. economy will never recover no matter what happens in Washington -- he's a typical Prisoner of the Present.

by Peter Kobs June 4, 2009