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Potty training

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
by Happy pet story name:Coyote August 21, 2016
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Potty Smash

(n.) 1. The splash of tainted water onto one's buttocks after excreting fecal matter into the toilet bowl.

*It can also be used as an exclamation of surprise.
John: Ew, what's that smell?
Jennifer: It's the smell of my potty smash!

"Oh, potty smash! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here!"
by StinkyKabob September 28, 2008
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potty mouth

Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.
Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.
by David from Kingsbury November 8, 2003
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POTTY FINGERS

When your ass itches and you have slick cheeks and you pick and dig your ass with your fingers and smell them.And your fingers smell like shit.
Frankie,Andrea,Joanne and Irene Milano had slick cheeks they stuck there finger in there ass and gave me the potty fingers it smelled like shit.
by NEW YORK RANGERS April 28, 2007
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POTTY BARKING

To shout into an open anus.
Janice was powerless to resist. His eyes burned into hers like garnets. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of passion. Slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped Giuseppe's breeches and went at his cock like a dog eating hot chips.
After what seemed like hours Giuseppe realised he was over-revving the spunk engines without releasing the horse's handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
'You may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny's oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of Shandy Bass. Turn yourself over and I’ll lay a cuckoo's egg into your trombone”. Janice responded and was up for a bit of POTTY BARKING so after eight pints of stout and a bar of Bourneville he shouted deep into her anus "I love fishcakes!!!'
Janice had been well and truly Potty Barked. It was love.
by MikeyTam February 19, 2010
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potty guy

1. a stranger, anyone with whom you are unfamiliar.

2. a person, familiar or not, who elicits discomfort for any number of reasons.
I don't like riding the subway because it's full of potty guys.

I'm not going to the party if Van is going to be there, he's a potty guy.
by mikey m June 10, 2005
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