Poon Weevils

Any insect that lives, breathes and eats coochie.

She jumped on my face last night for a mustache ride and I got Poon Weevils in my side burns.

by secf October 2, 2008

cheesy poofs

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Poofsie

When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.

I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.

by Sirburger March 9, 2011

Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

by Nearchow November 23, 2011

Poolside picnic

When one partner is in the bath and the other procedes to initiate oral sex from the side. Can be both ways round.

She interrupted my bath the other night and she must have been hungry because she wanted a poolside picnic.

by Picnics by the pool March 23, 2017

Pooass

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

god poon

The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.

*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers

"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"

"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself

by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008