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poody hair

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There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.
by NCKnobster February 23, 2011
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Poody Stew

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The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.
I'm going to give you some poody stew.
by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010
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Pooey Transaction

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The act of swiping a credit, debit, ID, Library, Social Security, Novelty birthday card between someones bum cheeks or crack. The swiper (or MotherSwiper) then proceeds to smell the shitty side of the card and asks the swipeé if he or she would like a receipt.

Originates on the small Island Utopia of Guernsey. It is believed by most historians that the first person to ever recieve the pooey transaction was Joseph Robert Cowens, as resident of Guernsey (Shortly after dipping his love nuts in a fish tank)
"I am the Mother Swiper! You have recieved the pooey transaction!"

"That'll be £6 please"
"Do you take the pooey transaction?"
"Oh yes we do (Bends over then swipes)"
by Terry Balls January 14, 2008
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poofka

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The lower belly of a cat that hangs close to the floor when it is walking or standing
I thought my cat was pregnant but it was just her poofka
by MizzaTheMagicPizza July 5, 2022
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cheesy poofs

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A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.
by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002
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Poofsie

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When you think you gotta poop but its just a fart.
I really gotta go poop Joey, (farts), nevermind it was just a poofsie.
by Sirburger March 9, 2011
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Poof of shit

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1. Fart, passing gas, flatulence.

2. Smelly air bubble produced from your booty pipe.

3. Angelic music being played from your bum hole.
Person 1 "Do you smell that? Gah, did you fart? It smells awful!"

Person 2 "No" Busts out laughing because their lying and can't keep a straight face. While laughing they let out another fart.

Person 1 "Eww, you farted again! I can feel it on my face! It's like a poof of shit man!"
by Beeboobop October 22, 2012
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