poostalker

A parent of a new baby who is obsessed by their child's bowel movements (i.e. every new parent).

A: Crispin hasn't done a poo in three days; I'm waiting for a big one.
B: I'm eating my breakfast goshdarnit - you are such a poostalker!

by numbershaper May 27, 2010

Poostick

A stick with poo on the end of it. People will often chase each other around with it.

"Have you ever been hit by a poostick" "no I'm too fast"

by Men cat man May 30, 2019

Poost

When you store your badinky in the hoonky and leave it there to marinate as if it was an egg in a chicken roost.

Troy: Bro my girlfriend wants to poost tonight - I'm scared.
Groy: Bro

by Slurmp11 February 25, 2022

pomosexual

1.someone that does not fit into other labels

2.NOT queer for assholes
3.god or something

person*:is pomosexual*
some idiot: EWWWWW YOU FUCK POMOGRANATES!?!?!?!
person: :(

by axo of the many August 10, 2022

Poostain

Anyone named Justin. Derived from the Spanish pronunciation, "hoo-stane".

Me: Have you seen Justin anywhere?
Friend: I haven't seen Poostain in weeks!

by Christopher Mingo December 15, 2016

Poostie

Literal Greek Definition for poostie is "the taker"

That dude is a pillow biting poostie.

by Levendi October 7, 2011

poostick

Stick used to break up your poo in the toilet because its too big to fit down the hole.

My sister Beth used a toothbrush as a poostick.

by Mikeypoo March 8, 2005