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poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work
by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009
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poringland

A small village near Norwich. Very close to Framingham Earl and Upper Stoke, so much so that they form a large village together.

Commonly called 'Pozza' by the uneducated chav population in the area, the type who mingle with no purpose in bus shelters and other pointless areas.
I hear he lives in Poringland.

Ey Up ViCkY wHats Up iN pOzZa InNiT
by anonamous99p June 11, 2006
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polling

obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you
i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.
by emmar December 14, 2008
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TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
by killerdove October 5, 2011
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piling out

the act of being incredibly lazy
gus bus is piling out today.he didnt get off the couch
by sarah-chrisrina woo May 13, 2008
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Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
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Urban Pooing

The Art of public pooing. Urban pooing takes its humble beginnings from people taking urban poos after facing prolonged deprivation of public restrooms, most often while walking during a long night of drinking. When one has been depraved of a restroom for too great a time, they may decide to take their pooing to the next level.

Urban Pooing has several tenets to follow that will determine the beauty of an urban poo.

Tenets of Urban pooing

Lay it public- The more people who must bear witness to the urban poo, the better

Lay it well- Be creative, shock and awe the public with the clever placements of your poo

Lay it fast- Speed is key, to Lay quickly takes much more talent than some may think, in an urban setting, Laying the urban poo fast and efficiently is a key skill in the sport

Lay it large- Fat shits are always more impresive

Lay in the heavens- Lay your urban poos high in the heavens

Lay like a shadow- Never get caught, being caught in the act of urban pooing is the greatest shame one can receive
guy 1- " Dude! me and my friend went urban pooing the other day"

guy 2- "what's urban pooing?"

guy 1- "it's like where you take shits in weird places and then tell people about it later for a good laugh"

Good examples of:
-Lay it well- On the inside of

-Lay in the heavens- Off buildings, bridges, etc, the higher the more heavenly.

-Lay it large- pretty self explanatory
by Chazz New Orleans March 7, 2011
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