A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
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A short, easily confused, person named Chris who usually plays third string goalie, and has no life outside of homework. Makes random meaningless remarks.
A plorin can be heard saying: "Tomorrow's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!" "Its bloody cold!!" "At least we don't have to write it by hand."
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Get the Plorts mug.The act of interlocking toes with another individual. Whether consensual or not. Commonly done when the feet and toes are covered in something(peanut butter and jelly is common).
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Get the Plornby mug.The effect that happens in a situation where an innocent bystander is accused and punished for committing an action or crime that they did not make because the real perpetrator is too famous or essential to be punished.
This is referenced by the infamous incident where an episode of Pokémon was aired in Japan and gave numerous kids seizures due to rapidly flashing lights, caused by an attack from Pikachu. Since Pikachu was and still is the poster boy for the Pokémon franchise, Porygon, the starring Pokémon of the episode, was blamed and punished instead despite not being responsible for it.
This is referenced by the infamous incident where an episode of Pokémon was aired in Japan and gave numerous kids seizures due to rapidly flashing lights, caused by an attack from Pikachu. Since Pikachu was and still is the poster boy for the Pokémon franchise, Porygon, the starring Pokémon of the episode, was blamed and punished instead despite not being responsible for it.
Person 1: Why am I being punished for something I didn't do? It was clearly Jimmy's fault!
Person 2: It's the Porygon Effect; Jimmy's too important to be punished.
Person 2: It's the Porygon Effect; Jimmy's too important to be punished.
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