pornographer

A pornographer is someone who takes photos of naked people.

Person 1: S'up, Im a pornographer - whats your occupation ?

Person2: A dentist :|

by itsssshhhhMEEEE!!!! July 4, 2009

phoneographer

Someone elected to film a fight VIA their camera phone, they have the right of way in the mob of spectators as they are the immortalizing the rumble.

Tyrone: Yo get the fuck out tha way ritchie, you blockin tha phoneographer

Ritchie: Shieeeeeeet sorry dawg, shits gonna be on youtube tonight fosho

Tyrone: Hell yeeeh

by Maddymw4 January 24, 2009

Copycat photographer

A person with a camera who has no unique perspective on the world and no artistic style of their own. They fanboy their favorite photographers without ever giving them credit to look for inspiration for their next "photoshoot." They are always 5 steps behind but as annoying as Peter Pan's shadow. Typical of Instagram photographers aged 16-25. They eventually grow out of this stage when people realize what a phony they are or they die of anal bleeding from being so far up their own ass.

"wow what a great copycat photographer. This reminds me of a shittier version of this person's work."

"Bust out those fairy lights. I'm a copycat photographer ."

"Wow mark I love this photo I think you have the potential to be a future great photographer when you stop being a copycat photographer ."

by Pewpewhumanpewpew December 26, 2019

punographer

one who performs the act of punning shamelessly

(sidenote: I coined this term, and I thought it should be shared with the world. Society needs to realize the true genius that is known as the pun)

"Punography, much like botany, has many branches," said the punographer with much punthusiasm.

by MixMasterRae November 30, 2007

Pornographer

A person who shoots pornographic photos using sweet angles while usually listening to cheap jazz music. There can be many types.

Food Pornographer: "ahh yeah, that poptart looks almost orgasmic"

by pinkhillbilly October 2, 2011

Phonograph

A vertical photograph taken by an amateur cell phone photographer when clearly the photograph should've been taken horizontally.

You didn't turn your phone sideways when taking that sunset phonograph.

by Paul Hamus April 6, 2015

food photographer

A person who takes a picture of every single meal he/she eats and posts it on a social media, usually Instagram.

"Of all the types of people who use Instagram, the Food Photographer is probably the most bizarre."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016