Philosophy
philosphy is "nerdspeak"
Philosophy by I advocate beatings for nerds April 17, 2005
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The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.
-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.
-So this cold pizza'll do?
-Shshh.
-So this cold pizza'll do?
-Shshh.
philosophy by Dirk April 8, 2005
Philosophy
It's basically when you say "Me am I, I am Me" so many times you descend to another level of life. For every week you say "Me am I, I am Me" you gain 1 IQ which is why people like Aristurtle were so smart. A common perk of becoming a top-tier Philosopher is that you become a Kung-Fu master and also a turtle.
Guy 1 - Have you watched the movie Kung-Fu Bear yet. The Urugway guy said "Me am I, I am Me" so many times he became a Kung-Fu master! Now THAT is philosophy at its fullest. I mean, he became a TURTLE, a literal TURTLE.
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Guy 2 - Yeah dude, I know. Have you watched the new premier of Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles? The producer thought that maybe people weren't watching the show because most of the people that did watch it are now adults, so it's now "Middle- Aged Depressed Mutant Turtles. I'm Pretty sure the turtles became Ninjas because they did that too.
Guy 1 - Wait, IS THAT MY DA... oh wait it's just a turtle.
Guy 2 - Well ok the...
Guy 1 - WAIT DAD
Philosophy by Qinhlerjano November 30, 2019
philosophy
philosophy contains an accurate opinion of ones beliefs & views of the world someone who studies philosophy is titled a philosopher seeing as the words are similar. :Ps please ad this i put good intentions and effort into this
philosophy by "words" August 22, 2020
philosophy
Logical reasoning to determine nature of reality, basis for all truth including science and the scientific method. All fact and scientific conclusions must square with philosophical reasoning.
philosophy by wes July 24, 2003
Philosophy
A course that many college students are required to take as part of their core curriculum. The subject consists basically of all the shit you would think about when you are high.
Tom: Did you understand anything from Goldstein's philosophy class?
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle
Brian: Nah, dude, I'm way to sober... we have to bake before next class.
Tom: Forshizzle
Philosophy by TheColonelSanders October 27, 2010
Philosophy
1. The love of knowledge. Also associated with argumentation and reasoning. Usually mentioned when talking about the ancient philosophers, such as Plato and Socrates.
2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.
2. A typically useless major in college, unless you want to get a Ph.D. in it or go to law school.
I majored in philosophy in college, and now I clean toilets for a living.
P and not P? That is a paradox.
P and not P? That is a paradox.
Philosophy by Smooth B May 5, 2004