philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 08, 2005

lml

A sarcastic hand signal in which the pinky finger and the pointer finger are sticking straight up while clenching the rest of your fingers in a fist-like position... In a more sarcastic situation the hand (while positioned in this 'lml' fashion) should be moved back and forth repeatedly as if it was shaking.

Yea, so I hit it *does lml hand motion*

Or if one was typing..

I like you lml

by dirk March 12, 2003

HONDA

Had
One
Never
Did
Again

I used to have a HONDA.

by Dirk August 20, 2006

Ballbust

Any pain driven connection to the testicles and scrotum (preferably by a woman).

Sometimes before I cum I like to have my girl ballbust me so I have a more intense rush.

by Dirk May 13, 2005

noobs

Plural of "noob" or "n00b". "Leet talk" for "Newbie". A person who is not yet skilled in the ways of various computer fuctions, such as games, BBs, or Chat.

"Our usual CounterStrike server is filled with noobs today."

by Dirk February 20, 2004

Cheap Tactics

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.

Constantly suicide bombing a base in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

by Dirk January 18, 2004

Nharmonics

1 - The act of being kick ass.
2 - The most rocked out A capella group at NYU.
3 - The envy of all others.
4 - One note with two different names.

1 - That shit is so NHARMONICS.
2 - Did you hear the NHARMONICS last night? They dropped a tight ass beat yo.
3 - I wish I was in NHARMONICS. Don't you?

by dirk January 25, 2005