philosophy

The art of finding complicated things to worry about so that the less complicated things seem less troublesome.

-I don't care what I have for lunch today, I've nearly figured out how religion could be a product of evolution.

-So this cold pizza'll do?

-Shshh.

by Dirk April 8, 2005

Cheap Tactics

Using tactics that require an absence of testicles; usually used by players with no skill.

Constantly suicide bombing a base in Return to Castle Wolfenstein.

by Dirk January 18, 2004

noobs

Plural of "noob" or "n00b". "Leet talk" for "Newbie". A person who is not yet skilled in the ways of various computer fuctions, such as games, BBs, or Chat.

"Our usual CounterStrike server is filled with noobs today."

by Dirk February 20, 2004

dirty trombone

While you are with two girls at the same time, you do one chick in the ass while the other licks your dick as it goes in and out like a trombone

Hey I did the dirty trombone with your two sisters last night.

by Dirk May 13, 2005

snail

A turbocharger, named so because of its similarity in appearance to a snail's circular shell.

that snail is laggy piece of shit

by Dirk August 28, 2004

hole

A place where nothing happens and nobody wants to be there.

Used to describe places that should be avoided at all costs.

I went to Adelaide in the holidays and it was such a hole

by dirk May 13, 2005

Fblibbib

A Fang-toothed, blood-eyed, rabid animal that goes on killing sprees every full moon.

Tonight is the night of the Fblibbib

by Dirk June 6, 2004