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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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phenomenance

being a supreme being, unleashing a higher level of excellence
i set the phenomenance loose last night and peeple were afraid
by jbird79 October 10, 2011
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phenomenalness

Is the thing that makes you special! Sets you apart from others and carry deep inside you. No one can take it away but you can share it with others.
Find your inner phenomenalness today at styledbybronsen.com
by Bronsen Stoltz June 1, 2018
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Phenomenally Breathtaking

A preferable alternative to "pretty," or "gorgeous," especially when attempting to sound intelligent. Most commonly used by the unintelligent when describing nature.
by ChewyPIGS July 18, 2011
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phenomenal

Adj. Used to describe someone who is neither extraordinary nor unusual; but to do the complete opposite. It is used to mock someone, to make someone who has no special talents or traits, think they are "Phenomenal".
Diana says to a illiterate, 18 year old boy: "Your phenomenal at reading!"
by Mr. Sexy July 28, 2008
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phenomena

A fantasy book, written by Ruben Eliassen. It's 4 books in the Phenomena serie. These books are really good. You should read them!
'I really like the Phenomena books. You know the ones written by Ruben Eliassen?!'
by Fallen_Star October 17, 2007
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Phenomenable

1. Something so wonderful it is beyond phenomenal (said especially of food).
2. A word said when one is very excited about something amazing.
Waiter: "How is everything?"
Diner: "Phenomenable! I can't believe how good the tiramisu is!
by UnicornRider November 5, 2014
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