A store where employees are trained to actually know what they are talking about, yet be ignored by everyone.
by hroshagul November 7, 2011
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by SQUIRTY BERTY June 10, 2014
Get the Penuse mug.Penush - (the act of) when one, among a group of peers or random people, whips out his penis (flaccid or erect) and completely stuns everyone and everything into a complete silence
2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.
3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.
2. Taking a flaccid penis and "stuffing" it into a vagina or a random hole.
3. A harsh silence inflicted by something sexually shocking.
1. After entering the retirement home, Daniel executed a full out penush. Three people died.
2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.
3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.
2. She's pretty ugly. I am most likely going to have to penush for awhile and imagine someone hotter...like your sister.
3. A thick, wet, skin-like Penush fell upon the crowd.
by R.H.L. February 2, 2004
Get the Penush mug.The most delicious food ever made, peteser consists of a large circular crust with sauce, cheese, vegetables and meat toppings.
by Peteser September 11, 2009
Get the Peteser mug.A prostitute of ill-health, exhibiting frequent coughing, rattling and wheezing, phlegmy and general malaise. Typically targetting a lower class of client and willing to accept reasonable offers.
I found her in the park, in rags, hacking like a jitney - but all I had was a crumpled twenty, and so a pertustitute would have to do.
by "Tim" February 24, 2008
Get the Pertustitute mug.(peet-es) 1. n. word used to describe a peanut shaped like a fetus
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
2. n. Word used to describe a fetus shaped like a peanut
3. v. The action of picking your nose with a peanut while fishing for fetuses in the pond in your backyard.
4. adj. A term used to describe something that is peatus like.
6. n. The second thursday of the fourth month of every year. Peatus day.
1. I saw the sonagram of Ashley's baby. What a peatus!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
2. Martha grabbed a hand full of nuts, and was suprised to see a peatus.
3. One of Nathans favorite actions is peatusing.
4. Dude, kyles head is peatusy.
5. Man, that peatus was eating a peatus while peatusing. What a peatusy day!
6. HAPPY PEATUS DAY!
by scaberli April 9, 2008
Get the peatus mug.An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.
The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
by slurber November 24, 2009
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