persimeter

The object in the area you are looking for, is on another object.

The Dildo is in the persimeter.

by The Flossant One May 28, 2018

Penimeters

Units of measurement used to measure a micro penis. Individual units are extremely small thus giving the impression that one's member is larger than is actually is. One inch is equal to 10 penimeters.

Jon likes to say his dick is 40 penimeters long instead of 4 inches.

by fingerbangyourgrandma January 26, 2019

Perimetarea

Perimetarea is the area and perimeter combined into one equation to form a revolutionary answer.

perimetarea x Pi + square root of 4 =

what is the perimetarea of this building?

by tommybigboned March 27, 2019

purrimeter

The distance from a cat where they sense you and begin purring, even without being touched.

When anyone sits or places a hand anywhere from 2 feet to 6 inches of our cat, Rou, he begins purring like a chainsaw. We've broken or reached his purrimeter.

by 1000percent May 18, 2014

Primster

A formally accepted and highly traditional shorthand for "Prime Minister"

David Cameron has just won a second term as primster

by internetguy556 May 14, 2015

permenter

Permenter is a huge dick and doushe bag

He is such a Permenter

by Butthell January 30, 2018

pyrometer

The gage used to measure how hot a girl is.

Yesterday me and John sat on the beach using our pyrometer to rate the girls walking by.

by Carlboats April 17, 2018