penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 6, 2008

penguin

(n.)
1. A small, fat, flightless bird, commonly known to live in the Antarctic.
2. The mascot of all Linux Distros. Also known as Tux. This was chosen mascot, because while on a trip to a zoo, Linus Torvalds was bitten by a penguin, and he then attributed this to how Linux behaves at times, and hence, it stuck.

That penguin is black and white!
W00t! You know the penguin r0x0r2!

by shinji-kun January 3, 2004

penguin

A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice. Sometimes married to a hapless camwhore.

Did you see JQ7's wife? That bitch is a total penguin, yo!

by sinfonyfan May 1, 2007

penguin

slang. used to describe someone who is of mixed race, specifically black and white.

-after seeing a white girl w/ an afro-
WTF is that? Got be a penguin yo.

by TAPPER January 16, 2005

penguin

A girl or in plural a group of girls with No Job and No Money who go from guy to guy to guy --whoever has the most Tweek at the time-- and gives up tha 'fur' along with any Secratorial or Janitoral services that need to be met.

Man, while we've been UP for 5-days straight Tweek'n & mixin' records our pad got trashed and we had no time for sex, Lets call up some Penguins and hit 'em all night -wake up 3 days later and everything will be clean and tight.

by Fiction February 12, 2005

penguin

in the United Kindgom, a 1990's strain of LSD. The motif used was that of the classic 'penguin books' logo

i'll do you three penguins for a tenner

by Emperor Xist April 9, 2006

penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006