penguin

Partner for life; a soulmate. Comes from the fact that once a penguin chooses a mate, they stay together for life.

"Will you be my penguin?"

by ImperfectAngel April 6, 2008

penguin

(n.)
1. A small, fat, flightless bird, commonly known to live in the Antarctic.
2. The mascot of all Linux Distros. Also known as Tux. This was chosen mascot, because while on a trip to a zoo, Linus Torvalds was bitten by a penguin, and he then attributed this to how Linux behaves at times, and hence, it stuck.

That penguin is black and white!
W00t! You know the penguin r0x0r2!

by shinji-kun January 3, 2004

penguin

A fat and obnoxious woman characterized by a large round body and the ability to make a penis whither with just the sound of her voice. Sometimes married to a hapless camwhore.

Did you see JQ7's wife? That bitch is a total penguin, yo!

by sinfonyfan May 1, 2007

penguin

slang. used to describe someone who is of mixed race, specifically black and white.

-after seeing a white girl w/ an afro-
WTF is that? Got be a penguin yo.

by TAPPER January 16, 2005

penguin

A girl or in plural a group of girls with No Job and No Money who go from guy to guy to guy --whoever has the most Tweek at the time-- and gives up tha 'fur' along with any Secratorial or Janitoral services that need to be met.

Man, while we've been UP for 5-days straight Tweek'n & mixin' records our pad got trashed and we had no time for sex, Lets call up some Penguins and hit 'em all night -wake up 3 days later and everything will be clean and tight.

by Fiction February 12, 2005

penguin

An awkward lesbian. Typically identifiable by plaid attire, taste in music that ignores anything more than 5 years old, or tendency to speak to oneself and/or criticize others in a quiet, heavily-impeded speech, much like that of a penguin. Also prone to frantic movements of the arms below the elbows.

She rocked the penguin look, wearing a plaid button down while scoffing at the coldplay song playing through the sound system.

by shakakhan February 23, 2008

penguin

a short guy that has a fat round stomach and walks with his back arched.

My brother in law looks like a penguin especially when he is wearing his wife beater undershirt.

by jp1 November 27, 2006